From New York: Shrinkage may occur ... it's the TOP TEN LIST for October 12, 1993. And now, a man who says he's running late, go on without him ... David Letterman!
10. The Domino's pizza guy looks a lot like Ed Bradley
9. Your secretary tells you the men are here to install the
hidden microphones
8. You see your accountant wearing brand new "60 Minutes"
t-shirt, sweatshirt, and baseball cap
7. You own a sweatshop accused of hiring illegal aliens and a
woman calling herself "Morlene Safer" applies for a job
6. Guy wearing CBS News cap always emerging from your shrubbery,
asking to use your bathroom
5. Everywhere you look: Andy Rooney's eyebrows
4. Wherever you go you hear a really loud ticking noise
3. While lying in bed after seducing you, Leslie Stahl starts
asking oddly detailed questions about your business
2. While lying in bed after seducing you, Morley Safer starts
asking you oddly detailed questions about your business.
1. There's a microphone in your pants
[Music: "60 Minute Man" by the Dominoes]
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