From New York: ... the ultimate romantic getaway ... it's the TOP TEN LIST for Friday, February 10, 1995. And now, a man who performs his own stunts ... David Letterman!
10. Manager at Dairy Queen wouldn't give him time off to campaign
9. Couldn't decide which Power Ranger to choose as running mate
8. Wants to devote more time to looking for Waldo
7. Has decided to run for President of Indiana instead
6. Didn't know whether or not there was an "e" at the end of
Quayle
5. Afraid that if elected, he'd have to do whatever Hillary says
4. Doesn't want to live in a house that everybody keeps shooting
at
3. Scared folks might find out he's one can short of a six-pack
2. Just signed to co-star with Jim Carrey in "Dumb and Dumber 2"
1. He's yella
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