From New York: convenient to schools and shopping ... It's the TOP TEN LIST for Tuesday, August 8, 1995. And now, a man who can't shake his playboy millionaire reputation ... David Letterman!
10. Learn difference between a network and a hole in the ground
9. Review pay package of TV host David Letterman
8. Rehire Connie Chung to sell toasters door-to-door
7. Lead story on every CBS newscast: "Westinghouse appliances
still dependable and affordably
priced!"
6. Six words: "Dr. Quinn Totally Nude Medicine Woman"
5. Find out who the hell this "Johnny Carwash" is (Singers enter)
4. Have Anna Nicole Smith keep marrying rival network executives
until they're all dead
3. See if Westinghouse engineers can fix Fran Drescher's voice
2. Assemble all employees for a huge party followed by massive
layoffs
1. "The Late Show With Dick Assman"
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