From New York: Tell 'em Dave sent you ... it's the TOP TEN LIST for Tuesday, May 2, 1995. And now, a man who just doesn't care for cilantro ... David Letterman!
10. One in every 50 McNuggets has a pink, cord-like tail
9. Filet-o-Fish actually just deep fried plywood
8. You know those fancy french fries? Them boys ain't exactly
coming from France
7. A woman from Delaware ate three big Macs at one sitting, and
her ass inflated so rapidly that her
car turned over
6. Mayor McCheese videotaped in hotel room smoking
ketchup-flavored crack
5. Red clown hairs in the fries
4. Grimace keeps breaks into furniture stores and trying to mate
with the bean-bag chairs
3. Found a McNail in the McNuggets
2. When asking, "would you like fries with that?" counterperson
forgot to add "Mr. President" (roll
Clinton graphic)
1. That ain't special sauce
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