From New York: Future home of the Houston Astrodome ... it's the TOP TEN LIST for Wednesday, February 1, 1995. And now, a man with a rack and pinion hairpiece ... David Letterman!
10. Insist on taking the oath with your right hand on his
beard
9. Point out that in Spanish "Judge Ito" means "Little Judge"
8. Introduce him to one of the Jackson family just so you can
say: "Tito, Ito...Ito, Tito"
7. Pull robe over head. Spin. Push into street.
6. Tell him you thought he was great as Sulu on the old Star Trek
5. Keep calling his private phone number, ask to speak to Doug
Llewellyn
4. Ask if you could have a conjugal visit with HIM
3. Put sugar in the gas tank of the lancemobile
2. Ask permission to have a television camera in his pants
1. Call him "Judge Beardo"
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