From New York: Where we're still reeling from the cancellation of "Matlock" ... it's THE TOP TEN LIST for Monday, July 24, 1995. And now, the artist formerly known as Connie ... David Letterman!
10. Real Apollo 13 never picked up hitchhiking E.T.
9. The spacecraft was not pulled over by a Connecticut state
trooper for speeding
8. To fix spaceship, Tom Hanks just punches it like the Fonz
7. The "Footloose" dude never gets a single chance to cut loose
6. The scene in which spacecraft chases White Bronco around the
moon
5. Jim Lovell never told Houston, "Forget about us! Just Free
Willy!"
4. Mission was not "to open Gap store on the moon"
3. According to the movie, first man on the moon was Neil
Armstrong; in reality it was Dick Assman
(picture of Assman)
2. Crew never cruised sunset in lunar module looking for hookers
1. Moon covered with giant Taco Bell logo
[Music: "Higher Ground" by Stevie Wonder]
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