"Dave Letterman: Your TV Friend"
"And now, since we're seen in Germany, a little something for our German friends..."
"Bite Me!" --Calvert DeForest
"The Strong Guy, The Fat Guy, The Genius" --The Theme
"The turban is not for sale" Dave and Paul participate in this funny jingle.
"Oh no! We're gonna get sued!" It, well, speaks for itself.
"You know, there isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage."
"So like most americans, whenever there's trouble I'm just going to enjoy a lovely beverage."