My Favorite Comedy Bits
If you don't see a comedy bit on here that you think is
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me with the details.
- Can a guy in a bear suit...
Hail a cab?
Get into a strip club?
Get a free hotdog?
Get a hug from a stranger?
Steal a pumpkin?
Get into the Hard Rock Cafe?
Get into the Russian Tea Room?
Get some food from a stranger?
Dave works at the Taco Bell drive-through ("She's gone already
Chief!").
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video slideshows of Dave working at Taco Bell. Non AOL members: The link
will not work-- sorry!
Lenord and Rupert go to buy pants ("Will somebody please measure
me!")
The great taco give-away in L.A.
Dave and Richard Simmons go door to door saying "Hi" to people in New
Jersey. (Thanks to "The Kellys" for this and the above three items)
"Let's Look For Sweeds!" (Thanks, Ben)
May we turn your pants into shorts? (Thanks, Bill Teeple)
Will you eat the meatloaf?
May we press your pants, please?
We drop stuff out of the Ed Sullivan Theater.
What's new for spring!
The Late Show Quiz Machine! ("Be careful, 'A' killed a stagehand in
rehersal")
All of the Video Quizzes.
May we see your photos, please. ("Remember, we're looking for meat
or nudity")
Mujibar and Sirajul's coast-to-coast tour. ("It's very nice!")
Dave and Zsa Zsa go eating! ("You come here often?" "Zsa Zsa loves
the gravy.")
Dave works in McDonalds. ("We're out of onions-- could you go get
us some onions?" "You mean you couldn't come inside for a medium
sprite?" "Is everything okay at home?" "Can you prove you're happy
[enough for a Happy Meal]?")
The construction of the Ed Sullivan Theater.
Dave goes door-to-door for anything. ("I'm Bryant Gumble." "Nice to
meet you, Bryant.")
The Strong Guy, The Fat Guy, The Genius. (They walk where weak thin
dumb guys fear to tread)
Bowling on 53rd street. (With Dick Webber)
Rupert's "Annoying Guy". ("Are you talking to Mayor McCheese" "Do
you kids know the Jazz Box?" "Hey, I used to live on Rue De Ketchup
also!" "Which one of you are Beavis? [sic]" "Are you guys members of
the hat club? I have a hat." "Look out! Fresh mustard!" "Here, take
these Rolaids, put them up your nose." "Lifeguard! This guy is stealing
sponges!" "Okay, Rupert-- this time stick your thumb in the glass when
you hand it to her...")
AOL Members: Click here to see three
video slideshows of Rupert's annoying guy. Non AOL members: The link
will not work-- sorry!
Creepy Dave. ("Hey Paul-- check it out.")
Dave's carphone. ("It looks like there's a traffic jam at 47th and
8th-- oh wait-- it was only a traffic light!" "Can I get a 'traffic
buster' t-shirt?" "Sir, please stop calling!")
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